I am cool
crazyclarine:

Playing around with Photo Booth last night.


Beautiful women are everywhere. You just have to open your eyes
collegehumor:

Woman Has Old Lady in Her Shopping Cart
Price check on this organic grandma meat, please.

Sorry love this prune is not in a bag
collegehumor:

Thanks Bing

Oh thanx bing that is extremely helpful and exactly what I was looking for
collegehumor:

Kid and Dog Scratch Each Other’s Back
So that’s what “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” means. And all this time I thought it was a metaphor.

But it’s not a metaphore. It’s an Olympic sport
kellyqehudson:

katespencer:

amandalynferri:

I would love to read this girl’s twitter account.

This makes everyone else uncomfortable too, right?

Yes!
Can someone say it was an accident please and then we’ll get on with our lives? Or if it wasn’t an accident, can someone explain the circumstances a little? I’ve touched people’s boobs on accident plenty of times! So maybe this was one of those times? RIIIIIGGGHHHT?

But this is more of a squeeze. It is making me uncomfortable. Why?!?? Imagine being this girlAnd showing this picture to your mum
Ooooh yum
But it’s so tempting!!